Tonight's TV: Farmer Wants A Wife

Farmer Wants A Wife: Greg Gayne/The CW

Sincerity. Compassion. Love. These are just a few of the many qualities the contestants on Farmer Wants A Wife (airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. on The CW) are looking for in Matt Neustadt, the titular farmer with pectoral muscles that could drive a tractor. Like with the scads of dating shows before it, everyone involved seems to work with their groins more often than their brains -- or neither. Then again, these are the same people who thought they could find true love in television's phoniest genre. Turns out the strike's favorite punchline is also its worst side effect. Grade: F