The Farmer Wants A Wife Press Kit Gives Me Hay Fever

Sometimes you think things could never, ever happen, but they do. Oh they do. So naive I am to believe that the impossible could not invariably be done. After the jump I have a photo containing the contents of the Farmer Wants A Wife press kit mailed to me today. It oddly disturbs me.

Yes, that is actual hay included with the DVD with the borderline pin-up cover. Not that I don't love C-Dub for sending me advance screeners, but could you maybe not send me little pieces of grass that wind up all over my kitchen floor? Pretty please?